Starting to think I’m single because of everyone else’s shortcomings. Posted onMar 30, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Maybe I'm just too tall for everyone else's shortcomings! 🤣📏 #ElevatedStandards" Related funny posts 🤝 I’m single because of everyone else’s shortcomings. It must be hard to be a rapper knowing at any moment your enemies may make beautiful poems about you. It’s not my job to tell people where they’re failing in life. It’s just a hobby. Pleasing everyone, that’s impossible. Making everyone angry, piece of cake! If dogs ever learn to talk, I want everyone to keep in mind that mine is a big fat liar.