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Stretching isn’t enough. I need to be able to disassemble my body like Legos.

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Finally found the solution to my flexibility problems: becoming a human-sized Lego set! πŸ™†β€β™‚οΈπŸ¦΅πŸ”§

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged able, body, disassemble, enough, exercise, flexibility, humor, i, Lego, legos, need, stretching on May 28, 2026 by slickboy.

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