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Saving like this, it's only a matter of time before I can buy a mansion…or maybe just a fancy cup of coffee. 🏡☕😂
68 Funny able quotes
So nobody can come up with counterfeit cars? I really don’t mind driving a Lambogigi Urusco or a Ranger Rovovo. I should just be able to afford it.
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Driving a "Ranger Rovovo": for when you want luxury, but your wallet says "let's get creative" 😂🚗💸
I love that our generation managed to kill the stereotype that if you have tattoos, you won’t be able to find a job. Now nobody can find a job, whether you have tattoos or not.
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Job searching is now a beautiful canvas of unemployment for all 😅🖼️🤷♂️
It’s amazing how women are able to navigate crowded rooms without ever touching a palm to a man’s lower back.
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They must have secret GPS powered by stilettos! 👠📍😂
Really miss the drama of being able to angrily shut a flip phone.
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Why 'close apps' when you could SLAM them shut like a drama queen? 📱💥🤣
Once you are able to find humor in any situation, you’ve either reached enlightenment or you’re just a little unhinged.
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Finding humor in chaos: achieving zen or just embracing your inner wackadoodle 🤪🧘♂️😂
What did people do before eyeglasses, like half the world just walked around not being able to see?
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Back then, everyone must have been like, "Is that a bear or my cousin Steve?" 😂👓🐻
Hey kid, wanna hear a scary story? One day, you will be able to do whatever you want, and you will choose to stay home alone.
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Sounds like the plot twist of adulting! 👻😅🏠
Horror movies should add bloopers, so after watching the main film, you’ll be able to sleep.
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Imagine the bloopers are scarier than the movie! 😂👻🎬
Best friends should be able to apply to jobs together and get hired as a set.
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Job applications would be so much easier if you could just "buy one, get one free" with your bestie! 🛍️👯♀️💼