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Really miss the drama of being able to angrily shut a flip phone.

Posted onMay 30, 2026

Once you are able to find humor in any situation, you’ve either reached enlightenment or you’re just a little unhinged.

Posted onMay 30, 2026

What did people do before eyeglasses, like half the world just walked around not being able to see?

Posted onMay 30, 2026

Hey kid, wanna hear a scary story? One day, you will be able to do whatever you want, and you will choose to stay home alone.

Posted onMay 30, 2026

Horror movies should add bloopers, so after watching the main film, you’ll be able to sleep.

Posted onMay 30, 2026

Best friends should be able to apply to jobs together and get hired as a set.

Posted onMay 30, 2026

Can you imagine being a 7th grade girl and being able to see your crush’s bedroom during Zoom math class.

Posted onMay 30, 2026

Websites need to realize that no one ever, ever wants the site to be able to send them notifications.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

Unpopular opinion: Landlords should not be able to increase rent unless they’re upgrading the apartment.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

My biggest motivation for getting out of bed in the morning is knowing that I’ll eventually be able to get back in it.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

Not being able to teleport is a huge inconvenience for me.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

The female ability to be able to guess exactly which girl it is out of his 740 following.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

I should be able to eat one huge meal a month, like a snake. This every-few-hours shit sucks.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

Sometimes I’ll pause a YouTube video to scroll on reels. I’m not sure if I’ll ever be able to be loved genuinely.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

You should be able to wash your hair and it stays washed. What do you mean I have to do it again?

Posted onMay 29, 2026

We keep a potato masher in a drawer because sometimes it’s fun to not be able to open that drawer.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

At what point in not being able to sleep do I throw the towel in and have a beer, since maybe that will help?

Posted onMay 28, 2026

Stretching isn’t enough. I need to be able to disassemble my body like Legos.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

Should be able to shazam the inner yearnings of my heart.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

After you’ve been married a long time, you become able to communicate nonverbally. At least, I’m pretty sure that’s why we never speak.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

Being able to notice that a celebrity unfollowed another celebrity is some seriously jobless behaviour.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

One thing that sucks about being grown-up is not being able to say, “My mom said no,” when you don’t want someone to come over.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

We should be able to call in healthy: “I feel amazing today, and I’m not wasting it at work.”

Posted onMay 28, 2026

We should be able to go to the bar and drink to watch Love Island, like men do with sports.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

If McDonald’s sold hot dogs, would you be able to, with a straight face, order a McWiener and tell them to supersize it?

Posted onMay 27, 2026

We keep a potato masher in a drawer because sometimes it’s fun not to be able to open that drawer.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

So glad that the dream I had of you isn’t affecting me at all, and I’m able to go on with my day without thinking of it.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

My career goal is to be able to just delete my LinkedIn account at some point.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

When the grocery store moves the aisles around, you should be able to call the cops.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

Why is everyone so chill about parrots being able to talk? That’s a whole animal. Talking.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

If my memory gets any worse, I’ll be able to plan my own surprise party.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

You should be able to google what someone said to you at the bar last night.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

King Kong should’ve been able to find a better place to hide than the top of the tallest building in the middle of New York City.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

They should make a Wikipedia for normal people. I should be able to google my barista.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

The secret to being able to buy whatever you want is not wanting much.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

How is a plant not able to handle direct sunlight? You’re from outside.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

Adulthood is about being able to eat cookies for breakfast, but not doing it because you already ate all the cookies.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

My fondest childhood memory is being able to sleep through the entire night and waking up rested.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

Maybe if we sit extremely still, Monday won’t be able to see us.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

This can’t be the same body that used to be able to pull all nighters.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

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