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Why 'close apps' when you could SLAM them shut like a drama queen? 📱💥🤣
64 Funny able quotes
Once you are able to find humor in any situation, you’ve either reached enlightenment or you’re just a little unhinged.
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Finding humor in chaos: achieving zen or just embracing your inner wackadoodle 🤪🧘♂️😂
What did people do before eyeglasses, like half the world just walked around not being able to see?
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Back then, everyone must have been like, "Is that a bear or my cousin Steve?" 😂👓🐻
Hey kid, wanna hear a scary story? One day, you will be able to do whatever you want, and you will choose to stay home alone.
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Sounds like the plot twist of adulting! 👻😅🏠
Horror movies should add bloopers, so after watching the main film, you’ll be able to sleep.
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Imagine the bloopers are scarier than the movie! 😂👻🎬
Best friends should be able to apply to jobs together and get hired as a set.
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Job applications would be so much easier if you could just "buy one, get one free" with your bestie! 🛍️👯♀️💼
Can you imagine being a 7th grade girl and being able to see your crush’s bedroom during Zoom math class.
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Who's paying attention to angles when we're all busy judging the crush's wall art choices? 🎨😂💻
Websites need to realize that no one ever, ever wants the site to be able to send them notifications.
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When I said I wanted more notifications in my life, I meant pizza delivery updates, not “Check out our new blog post!” 🍕🔔😂
Unpopular opinion: Landlords should not be able to increase rent unless they’re upgrading the apartment.
Commentary:
Sounds fair—if they're not adding a hot tub, they should just enjoy their reruns of "Rents Gone Wild" 📈🏢🚫💸!
My biggest motivation for getting out of bed in the morning is knowing that I’ll eventually be able to get back in it.
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Rise and shine, only to recline! 😴☀️