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Have you ever been so hungry but had no food in the house, so you took a nap instead?

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On my way to Mordor. You nerds need anything?

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I’m so old, I still drink my coffee at home in the morning. From a real cup.

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My brain cells, skin cells and hair cells continue to die, but my fat cells seem to have an eternal life.

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We got the Christmas tree yesterday, and now my wife knows that I was the chief architect working on the leaning tower of Pisa.

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I could tell by the way she was pouring gasoline on a pile of my clothes that the relationship had hit some turbulence.

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If I had a bf, I’d be a gf.

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Gonna run this by my two best friends who are as insane as I am.

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We must all do our part for the planet. The other day I unplugged a row of electric cars nobody was using.

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I don’t drink coffee all the time. I take breaks in between to make another one.