Commentary:
When life gives you nothing, just super-size it! 🍔😂
Funny Americans quotes
Americans saw water freeze at 0°C and said, “Let’s make that 32.”
Commentary:
Only in America would we add a sprinkle of confusion to water and call it science! 😄🇺🇸🌡️
I realized Americans were dramatics the day I found out 200 lb is just 90 kg.
Commentary:
I always knew American drama weighed a ton, but who knew it was only 90 kg! 🎭🤯😂
Americans are funny, man. “It’s 72 degrees outside.” Bro, I don’t speak oven.
Commentary:
Sounds like a recipe for confusion! 😂🥵🔄
God invented war so that Americans can learn geography.
Commentary:
When life hands you a map, just hope it's not labeled 'battlefield'. 🗺️😂
Americans be like, “MM:DD:YY” is how you say dates verbally, and then have a national holiday called “4th of July.”
Commentary:
Only in America do we celebrate Independence Day in Reverse Date Mode 🤔🇺🇸🎆
Americans can choose from over 1,000 breakfast cereals but only two presidential candidates?
Commentary:
Seems like we have a surplus of cereal options but a scarcity of political options! 🥣🤷♂️ Let's hope those cereals are fortified with enough vitamins to help us choose wisely in the next election! 🥇🤔
Studies show that sleepwalking has decreased among Americans over the last 10 years. Typical lazy Americans.
Commentary:
"Looks like Americans are finally getting tired of wandering around in their sleep 😉 Maybe they're just saving their energy for all the sleepless nights spent binge-watching Netflix instead! 😴🚶♂️ #SleepWalkingGoals"
80% of Americans just want to put on sunglasses and say, ‘Let’s do this.’
Commentary:
That's because the other 20% are still looking for their sunglasses 😎🕶️