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I hate everyone in front of me at this checkout line, everyone behind me is cool.

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Sorry about all the mean stuff I said when I was right.

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People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.

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I don’t expect everything handed to me, just set it down outside my door.

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You’re no Sultan of Swing, buddy, you’re hardly a Governor of Groove.

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Day 12 without chocolate: Lost all hearing in my left eye.

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If my calculator had a history, it would be more embarrassing than my browser history.

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Are you my appendix? Cause you seem kind of useless to me.

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I’d trust a groundhog over a weatherman any day.

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My best friend is married and buying a house. I ate popcorn for dinner.