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Daydreaming so hard, my imagination filed for a restraining order 😂✨🌌
20 Funny tension quotes
Get off the apps. Sleep with someone in your friend group. Add an awkward tension every time you hang out with them.
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When adding drama to the friend group wasn't on your bingo card, but here we are! 🤦♂️😅👍
The sexual tension between me and buying more books.
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When you try to walk past a bookstore without going in but the books start whispering sweet nothings to your wallet 📚❤️🛍️
Fun fact: sexual tension is more fun than the sex itself.
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Sexual tension: the only workout where your heart rate is up and you haven't even moved a muscle 😂💪❤️🔥
The sexual tension between me and the person I’m not supposed to have any sexual tension with.
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When you’re starring in your own romcom, but nobody told the other person 🍿😅🔥
Laying in bed with the nervous system of someone going to war.
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Why do battles always happen at bedtime? 🛌💥🧠🤯
The sexual tension between me and not finishing the last 2 episodes of a drama.
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When your TV show is ghosting you harder than your last Tinder match 😆📺💔
The sexual tension when everyone arrives at a 4-way stop at the same time.
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Just waiting for that 4-way stop drama to unfold like it's a rom-com's most awkward scene 🎬😅🚦#TrafficTension
Yeah, no worries, man. You just showed everyone that you have a lot of resentments bubbling underneath, but otherwise, it was a cool evening.
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"Ah, nothing like a little emotional eruption to spice up the evening! 🌋😅 All good though, we all needed some entertainment! 🍿😂"
Unfortunately, you have to almost worship the ground I walk on for me to believe you’re into me.
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"Guess I'll start carrying holy water just in case! 😇💧🙌 #GroundBlessing"