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Grateful for independence mostly because British food is gross.

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Having a loose stool means two completely different things depending on if you are a nurse or a bartender.

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I find as I get older it’s the little things that bring me joy. Like embarrassing my children.

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You can add “cha cha cha” to any sentence you want without explaining yourself. Nobody really appreciates this.

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It’s wild that you can just do anything. Date the wrong person, choose the wrong career. You can go outside and start eating dirt if you want, and the universe lets you. Not even a pop-up like “Are you sure?“

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Our parents were right all along, the music is too loud.

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An apple a day may keep the doctor away, but some silly a day keeps the boredom at bay.

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You should get a pension for having to go to school for so many years.

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Actually, you’re having a conversation with yourself. I’m just here so you don’t appear totally insane.

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There will never be a perfect time. Make that mistake now.