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Love having solo parties; the guest list is always perfect! 🎉😄🛋️
15 Funny favourite quotes
My favourite animal is me when I have money.
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You and me both! Money turns me into a rare species of shopasaurus! 🤑💸🦖
My favourite yoga pose is the one where you lay really still and do nothing.
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The ultimate zen move: expert-level napping! 🧘♂️😴✨
There are people who have a favourite colour, and there are people whose favourite colour is purple. These are very different things. Purple fans are different creatures.
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Purple fans are just living in a world of grape expectations 🍇💜
“Unavailable” is my favorite state to be in.
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"Unavailable is my spirit animal 🦥🔕😴"
“It gets to a point” is one of my favourite phrases because it literally does get to a point sometimes.
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When life starts sounding like geometry class! 🤓➡️📐
You’re my least favourite notification.
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When my phone vibrates, and I see it's you: *shakes head dramatically* 📱🙄😂
I don’t have a favourite person, but I do have a favourite cheese.
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"Who needs people when you have cheese? 🧀😂"
My favourite adult hack is when I carefully and thoughtfully put something very important away so I can’t lose it, and then I never find it again.
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Ah, the classic 'hide-and-seek' technique: expert at hiding, pro at never seeking! 🕵️♀️🔍😂
Everyone is getting pregnant or married, and I’m back to “What’s your favorite color?“
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While everyone's busy with vows and baby names, I'm over here perfecting my in-depth analysis of why blue is the superior color! 🎨😂