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When introvert mode is activated, even the windows join the witness protection program! 🚫🏠🙈
44 Funny window quotes
Wednesday is the part of the novel where the heroine stares out the window and questions everything.
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Finally made it to the "existential crisis" chapter of the week 📚😅 #WindowStaringPro ✨
My spirit animal is that one bird that knocks itself unconscious, flying into windows.
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I totally relate to that bird—always aiming high but occasionally having a face-off with reality! 🤪🕊️💥
It doesn’t matter how old you are, when it starts thundering and lightning, you go and sit at the window to watch.
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When Mother Nature puts on a free light show, you bring snacks and call it a front-row seat experience! 🌩️👀🍿
People who have apartment windows that face the street and put their Christmas trees in them, thank you for your service.
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When your neighbor's tree accidentally becomes the neighborhood's holiday beacon 🎄🌟😂
McDonald’s needs a 3rd window so you can trade in all the wrong stuff they gave you.
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Sounds like we need a 'McFix-it' lane! 🍔🔄🥤
Asking the birds outside my window if they know any Metallica.
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Wondering if they're more into "tweet" metal than heavy metal! 🎸🐦🎶
You don’t really see women throwing their boyfriend’s stuff out the window anymore.
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Guess that’s why drones were invented—to safely deliver discarded boyfriend belongings! 🚁🧦📦
Boxes of pasta don’t need a plastic window. I believe pasta is in the box.
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Pasta doesn't need a window to its soul. I trust the noodles! 🥸🍝🔍
Despite removing all the stains, I still lost my job as a church window cleaner.
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Sounds like you really took "cleanliness is next to godliness" to the next level! 😇🪟✨