Trendy Funny Quotes

  • If pigeons and chickens made a tribe, would they be called the coo clucks clan?
  • I may not have lost all my marbles yet, but there’s a small hole in the bag somewhere.
  • That moment when you finish watching a TV series and you don’t know what to do with your life any more.
  • If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?
  • Sweet, but twisted. Does that make me a candy cane?
  • Reading is a gateway drug to being less stupid.