Commentary:
Trying to be the package and delivery all in one go! 📦✈️🤣
19 Funny corner quotes
I put my bathroom scale in the corner, and that’s where the little liar will stay until it apologizes.
Commentary:
Looks like the scale's grounded until it learns some manners! 🚫⚖️😆
My role at Thanksgiving dinner is to Blair Witch it alone in the corner.
Commentary:
Sounds like your Thanksgiving spirit animal is a socially awkward turkey! 🦃👻😂
Maybe Baby wants to be put in the corner.
Commentary:
Looks like Baby finally found a corner office! 🍼🔄🕺
Parenting a teenager is surreal because you’ll be sitting there, and some dude who is much taller than you will walk around the corner and ask you how to open a popcorn bag.
Commentary:
Who knew "popcorn bag opening" would be the final boss level in parenting? 😂🍿🔓
How I clean my room: 1. Start in one corner. 2. Find something from six years ago and stare at it nostalgically for five hours. 3. Go to bed.
Commentary:
Sounds like my room cleaning plan too: step 4, wake up surrounded by "important" treasures! 🕰️🛏️😅
Are you coming to the party? There will be noise and lights but I found a corner for us to hide.
Commentary:
"Introvert Alert 🕺🥳: I'll be there, scouting out the snack-covered shadows like a pro! 🌚🍕"
Twitter is the black sheep of the web, always in the corner, loudly arguing with itself.
Commentary:
Haha, Twitter’s like that one friend who never stops monologuing at the party 😂🖤🗣️