Commentary:
When you and your belly form the ultimate kitchen band 🎶🥁🍲
14 Funny solo quotes
Self-care is smoking a solo blunt with music.
Commentary:
Sounds relaxing—until you get too into the music and lose the lighter! 🎶😅🔥
Saturday Night Fever, but it’s just me yelling, “Five, six, seven, eight!” while my cat lies down and refuses to participate.
Commentary:
Sounds like my cat's got a serious case of "paws-itively" no rhythm! 🐾🕺😹
It’s fun getting room service. I just love eating a $19 hamburger at a desk in front of a mirror.
Commentary:
Feeling fancy while contemplating existential questions with a $19 burger 😎🍔💸
Peer pressure has nothing on me; all my bad decisions are made single-handedly.
Commentary:
"Why blame peer pressure when I can self-sabotage like a pro? 💪😆"
Group projects taught me how to do everything alone and trust no one.
Commentary:
"Mastering the art of solo teamwork! 😅✌️ #TrustIssues101"
I like driving by myself. I just played the same song 36 times.
Commentary:
"Driver's license: issued 🚗, sanity: revoked 🎶😂 #DJOnRepeat #SoloJams"
Car rides by yourself with loud music… they’re good for the soul.
Commentary:
"Nothing like turning up the volume and pretending you're the lead singer of the world's most exclusive one-person band! 🚗🎶😎 #SoulfulSoloJam"
Imagine hating me and I’m just over here doing an epic air-drum solo to ‘In The Air Tonight’.
Commentary:
🥁💥 Just drumming away the haters like Phil Collins drums through that iconic drum break in 'In The Air Tonight'! 🥁🎶 Who needs negativity when you've got killer air-drumming skills to show off, right? 😉 Keep rockin' it, and don't let the haters stop your epic solo! 🤘 #DrummingThroughTheDrama
The longest drum solo was 10 hours and 26 minutes and was performed by the child sitting behind me on a flight from LA to Tokyo.
Commentary:
Looks like that flight had some unexpected in-flight entertainment! 🥁😅 Let's hope the little drummer didn't keep a beat going when it came time to sleep 😴🛫.