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It’s like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a Like.

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With a cat on your lap, you deal better with the crap.

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Hate when people ask “why is it called Silence of the Lambs?” Like, did you hear any lambs during the movie? Use your head!

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And are the people who find you “hilarious” in the room with us now?

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A chocolate advent calendar is a test of restraint that I simply do not have.

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No dating apps this year. Just going to walk around and smile at people and send an occasional unhinged DM.

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There will always be miserable people inviting you to their misery.

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It’s like ten thousand tweets when all you need is a life.

19 shares on Reddit this month:

Why can’t I cry money instead of tears?

42 shares on Discord this month:

Clubbing is a phase that you must go through and get over.

49 shares on Snapchat this month:

Single bells, single bells, single all the way. Oh, what fun it is to watch those couples fight all day, yay!

12 shares on Reddit this month:

Nobody is doing it like me because this is probably not the right way to do it.

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The worst part about re-watching Home Alone is you just know Kevin’s parents bought this house for like $250K.

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No, I’m not depressed. I’m sure there’s just something wrong with the planets or stars or something.

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In six days God created heaven and earth. On the seventh day, in the interests of balance, the BBC interviewed Satan.

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You can always tell when a man is dating someone new. Why you going to the aquarium and the museum?

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Your problems are neither sexual nor spiritual, they are gastrointestinal.

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Don’t come to my house unannounced. I will stare at you from my window.

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If pigeons could talk, they would bum a cigarette.

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I’m sorry I didn’t text you back. I’m really busy watching the The Lord of The Rings in the form of mini clips on TikTok.

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Welcome to your 40s: you get tired from sleeping now.

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Your girlfriend needs two hours to get ready. But if you don’t have your shoes on when she’s ready, you’re the problem.

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Saying “Hmmmm” when my boss walks in so he knows I’m thinking about stuff.

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Writing ‘thanks.’ instead of ‘thanks!’ so you know I’m mad.

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I like to keep my wife guessing by walking around the backyard carrying a ladder and a chainsaw.

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It’s awesome when people honk at you for not moving when you’re letting people cross. You’re right, bro, I should just annihilate this family of four.

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I believe that emails are trying to tell us something.

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Our childhood photos might be ugly but those smiles were definitely not fake.

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Pleasantly surprised to discover the treadmill I bought came with a remote control, so I can run it from my recliner.

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You gotta act cool, calm, and collected around liquid eyeliner because it can sense your fear.

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The elderberry is the wisest and most knowledgeable of all the berries.

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You think you’ve seen gold diggers, until you see a male friend group where only one of them made it.

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There are always new uncomplimentary angles to view yourself from. Keep contorting!

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Trust me; this is the second millennium I’ve lived in.

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It’s like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a Like.

With a cat on your lap, you deal better with the crap.

Hate when people ask “why is it called Silence of the Lambs?” Like, did you hear any lambs during the movie? Use your head!

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