Trendy Funny Quotes

  • I had no social life in high school. Even my imaginary best friend had a date for the prom.
  • Mad that so many renaissance artists were named after ninja turtles.
  • Have you ever wanted to grab somebody by the shoulders, give them a good shake and whisper “Nobody cares!”
  • Who called it America and not the fast food and the furious?
  • How quickly family vacations go from “Omg, we only have 4 days left” to “Omg, we still have 4 days left”
  • I wish I had the confidence of someone who would let themselves be tattooed in a place they can’t see.