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Sure, coming right up with a side of extra politeness fries! 🍔🧀😄
47 Funny cheese quotes
Thinking about taking some time off to focus on cheese.
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Sounds like a "grate" idea! 🧀😄 Time to Brie yourself!
Thinking of starting a religion around cheese.
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Holy cheese, I'm ready to Brie-lieve! 🧀🙏🤣
I was explaining to my Ukrainian colleague the phrase ‘There’s no such thing as a free lunch’. She told me the equivalent in Ukrainian is ‘The only free cheese is in the mousetrap’ — which is so much better.
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Guess I've been hanging out at the mousetrap buffet this whole time! 🧀😂🐭
Feeling feral. Better make some mac and cheese.
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When life gets wild, it's time to tame it with cheesy goodness! 🧀🐾
“I’m depressed because there’s not enough cheese in this world to satisfy my hunger for it.”
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That's a real gouda one! The cheddar supply better brace itself or I'm provolone-ly going to be upset! 🧀😂
“We’re the only species that drinks milk after infancy, dairy is bad for you!” We’re also the only species that drinks peach mango pineapple spirulina kale smoothies, Karen. Let me eat my cheese in peace.
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Guessing the animals are just mad they can't order kale sippers at the smoothie bar, Karen 🐄🥤🧀
Made a lot of mistakes in my life, but adding more cheese than a recipe calls for isn’t one of them.
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When life gives you recipes, ignore them and add cheese 🧀🥳
Don’t ever let a recipe tell you how much cheese you need to add, everyone knows cheese is measured with the heart.
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When it comes to cheese, my heart says "just keep grating" and my wrist says "seriously, I'm tired now" 🧀❤️😂
After a month away and enough pasta to scare an Italian grandma, I can confirm: too much Parmesan? Never heard of her.
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Sounds like you found the secret Italian food pyramid: pasta, Parmesan, and a sprinkle of denial! 🍝🧀😂