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11 Funny bagel quotes

Funny bagel quotes 🥯😂 are the perfect way to add a sprinkle of humor to your morning routine! Whether you’re a cream cheese lover or a plain bagel fan, these witty sayings will make you smile and crave a tasty bite. Get ready to laugh, share, and celebrate the roundest, most delicious breakfast treat with a side of punny fun! 🥯✨ #BagelLove #MorningLaughs

My mayor is Muslim, my bagels are Jewish, my Dior is Christian.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

My son just turned an everything bagel into an everywhere bagel.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

Actually, this email could’ve been a meeting. We could’ve spent an hour on the clock talking shit and gossiping. Someone could’ve brought bagels.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

He’s an everything bagel… I’m just a nothing burger…

Posted onMay 19, 2026

I was a nothingburger to him, but he was an everything bagel to me…

Posted onMay 19, 2026

Type of hangover that makes you understand why normies spend $25 for a poor soul to bike a bagel to them.

Posted onApr 1, 2026

Everyone wants the bagel to be everything, but no one asks if the bagel needs anything.

Posted onMar 31, 2026

That’s me in the corner, that’s me in the spotlight, spreading goat cheese on a bagel.

Posted onMar 29, 2026

What is Washington’s plan to make everything bagels less messy to eat?

Posted onMar 28, 2026

A hot coffee and a crispy bagel doesn’t change anything but it can’t hurt.

Posted onMar 28, 2026

I don’t need therapy, I need a bagel with cream cheese.

Posted onMar 27, 2026

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