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"Ah, the classic zipper dilemma – to inform or not to inform, that is the question! 🤔🤭 It's like walking a tightrope between being kind and avoiding an awkward moment! 😅 #ZipperGate"

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“You’re not allowed to be grumpy on a Friday, it’s in the fine print somewhere.”

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The only thing stopping cheesecake from being a breakfast food is you.

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My muffin top has become a full blown birthday cake.

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2 months ago

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I’m not shy, I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you.

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2 months ago

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After I drink coffee, I show my empty cup to the IT guy and say that I have successfully installed Java. He hates me.

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2 months ago

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Dear deodorant manufacturers, please stop writing “72h” on your products. There are people who believe that. And they sit next to me on the bus. Always. All of them!

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2 months ago

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13 shares on Facebook this month:

Everyone is using AI to write business emails, texts, etc. At this point in time, we may as well just tell our AIs to talk to each other and then let us know what kind of deal they worked out.

21 shares on Reddit this month:

My wife rearranged the kitchen cabinets, and now I’ll never eat again.

43 shares on WhatsApp this month:

“Who does she think she is?” Well, it appears she is someone living her life unconcerned with who you think she is.

64 shares on Reddit this month:

The secret to work life balance is generational wealth.

55 shares on Messenger this month:

Just got my test results back and my cholesterol level is a cheese bratwurst.

30 shares on Instagram this month:

Take one positive friend and one negative friend with you on your next road trip. That way when your battery dies, you can hook cables to them and start your car.

36 shares on Telegram this month:

The idea that the zombies in the 28 Days series exist entirely in Britain is genuinely hilarious. The rest of the world saw that and was like, “Yeah, they can handle it on their own.”

25 shares on WeChat this month:

If you’re happy and you know it, keep it to yourself. No one likes a braggart.

70 shares on TikTok this month:

I assume fish have beautiful names for eachother, unpronounceable by human tongues.

94 shares on Telegram this month:

My superpower? I can look you dead in the face while you’re talking and not hear a damn word you said.

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Someone from 🇯🇵 has bookmarked:

If you saw me licking the plate after the charcuterie was finished, no you didn’t.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has downloaded:

Sorry boys, but I’ve already got my eyes on a guy who’s not interested.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has downloaded:

One of the weirdest things about being an adult is having a favorite stove top burner. No one ever talks about it, but y’all know it’s true.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has shared:

God doesn’t do nearly enough smiting anymore.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has shared:

I met my wife at a singles night. I was surprised as I thought she was at home with the kids.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has downloaded:

Do you ever wish you could just walk away mid-conversation when you’re bored?

Someone from 🇸🇦 has bookmarked:

Actually, men should take the pill. It makes more sense to unload the gun than to shoot at a bulletproof vest.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has downloaded:

If I turned into a “teen wolf”, my first order of business would definitely be helping my basketball team get to the local championships.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has shared:

You can make friends in a doctor’s waiting room as long as you have something broken and not something coughing.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has shared:

If there was an award for staying at home, I’d win and then send someone else to pick it up for me.

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Just shared via Facebook:

I like how “energy bars” are really just candy bars, and we all pretend to not notice.

Breaking via Slack:

Heyyyyyy (with the worst of intentions).

Shared recently on Pinterest:

That moment when you’ve gone through Insta, Facebook, X and the new emails and you know you should start working now. Luckily, there’s YouTube.

Spreading quickly via Messenger:

Wooden pews are designed to maximize the shame of farting in church.

Seen just now on Slack:

The best part about filling out doctor appointment forms online is when you get there and they say “hello, please fill out these forms!”

Spreading quickly via X:

I might look like I have my life together, but that’s only because the mess is out of the camera frame.

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

As an outsider, what’s your view on intelligence?

Freshly posted on Instagram:

Leggings: elegant for some, elephant for others.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

Sending your selfies to NASA because you’re a star.

Just landed via YouTube:

I never met a problem I couldn’t make worse.

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The awkward moment when someone’s zipper is down and you don’t know whether to tell them or not.

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“You’re not allowed to be grumpy on a Friday, it’s in the fine print somewhere.”

The only thing stopping cheesecake from being a breakfast food is you.

My muffin top has become a full blown birthday cake.

I’m not shy, I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you.

After I drink coffee, I show my empty cup to the IT guy and say that I have successfully installed Java. He hates me.

Dear deodorant manufacturers, please stop writing “72h” on your products. There are people who believe that. And they sit next to me on the bus. Always. All of them!

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