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I can’t work under these festive conditions.

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I was about to organise my closet, but I then I found what I was looking for.

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We need a true crime show called Downtown Stabby.

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A fitness trainer showed me the proper way to inhale and exhale and then got pissed when I told her she had nice breaths.

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A burrito is just a sleeping bag for beans.

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Most of my exercise comes from getting up to let the cat in and out.

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My teen being nice to me is getting really expensive.

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Some days you are the table and some days you are the toe.

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Imagine being hungry and some guy tries to teach you to fish.

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Your ex is ruining someone else’s life now. You are safe.

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I need a six-month vacation twice a year.

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I’m homeless. Minus the ‘m’.

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There should be bloopers at the end of horror movies, so it relaxes you before bedtime.

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At first, big breasts were attractive, then suddenly it was big butts. I’m waiting for it to finally be big bellies.

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Wine drunk doesn’t even make itself known. You’re just relaxed, and then, all of a sudden, you feel sexier.

23 shares on Snapchat this month:

Pornhub be like “Your phone got a virus,” bro, just play the bloody video.

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The name Ella is short for Mozzarella.

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My whole life, I never read a warning label telling me not to eat laundry detergent or put glue in my hair, somehow I just knew.

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The most I’ve ever spent on a bottle of wine is about 45 minutes.

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Ironically, the Internet was invented to save time.

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Plot twist: weed is addicted to me.

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My entire life changed once I found out that a crush is just a lack of information.

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I’m either at work, going to work, coming home from work, sleeping for work, getting ready for work, or thinking about work.

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Establish dominance by eating a salad in front of your indoor plants.

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We should thank heaven for nipples. Without them boobs would be pointless.

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You can just make up words and if you say them in a Scottish accent, people will think they’re real: Looka the wee janglers on that tary bibbit.

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You ever met someone so dumb you gotta take a deep breath before responding to them?

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When your kids embarrass you in public, the only way out is to turn away in disgust and mutter loudly, “Who raised you?”

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A 20% discount sounds great until you realize you can’t afford the other 80%

Going bananas on Telegram:

I want to sleep but my brain won’t stop talking to itself.

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“Doing the dishes” is completely pointless and only wastes water. You’re just going to put food on them again in a few hours.

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I feel like a credit card, cause I’m constantly being used irresponsibly.

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I’m actually quite nice. If I had friends, they’d all confirm that.

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“I’ve had cigarettes that were better than entire years of my life.”

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Called in, “Taking a gap year.”

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I don’t know who needs to hear this right now, but it’s time to fold the laundry that’s been lying around since last Sunday.

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