Trendy Funny Quotes

  • The sweater is an item of clothing that a child has to wear when parents are cold.
  • My favorite childhood memory is not paying bills.
  • I’m not fat. I’m just easy to see.
  • Give it to me straight, doc, what can I do to be healthier besides changing my entire lifestyle?
  • I grew up with six brothers. That’s how I learned to dance: waiting for the bathroom.
  • I forgot to take my meds so I’m looking forward to joining the squirrels in the tree to talk politics.