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Life is not a fairy tale. If you lose your shoe at midnight, you’re drunk.

Life is not a fairy tale. If you lose your shoe at midnight, you’re drunk.

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"Life isn't a fairy tale, folks! 🧚‍♀️👠 Unless you find yourself at a party losing your shoe at midnight – then it's safe to say you've had one too many fairy tale cocktails! 🍸🌙 Just call yourself Cinderella and stumble back home!"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged drunk, expectations, fairy, fairy tale, humor, life, lose, midnight, party, reality, shoe, tale on Nov 6, 2025 by slickboy.

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← I bet the inventor of the cannon would be relieved to know that they’re mostly about t-shirts now. “I have a date with destiny.” Yeah well, I’m in a long-term relationship with the consequences of my actions. →

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