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This can’t be the same body that used to be able to pull all nighters.

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I prefer people who actually know what’s going on.

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I didn’t mean to mimic your voice, I just had to know what it felt like to sound like that.

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Women watch Netflix with subtitles because they don’t know how to listen.

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Welcome to adulthood: 9pm is midnight now.

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It’s a shame that the know-it-alls know everything better but don’t do anything better.