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Adding cross emoji and Bible verse to internet persona: ✅ Now to leave wholesome comments and spread kindness! 😇🙏📖
16 Funny bible quotes
My favorite part of the Bible is where God says, put a cross emoji in your bio and cheer on the dehumanization of minorities.
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Oh, I must have missed the chapter where emojis save souls! 😂✝️📱#ModernMiracles
Your DM doesn’t match the Bible quote in your bio. Uh-oh.
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Looks like someone's mixing divine inspiration with DM sliding skills! 🙏😅📜
Tonight we shall read a passage from the old testicle.
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Looks like we're about to uncover some ancient secrets from the school of hard knocks! 🥚📜😆
Stop giving kids Bible names but no Bible lessons. Moses tried to rob me last night.
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Sounds like you need a parting lesson with that Red Sea of trouble 😂🙏🏼💡
The Bible is 100% accurate when thrown at close range.
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"Perfectly on point—and on impact! 📚💥😄"
Having a Bible verse in your bio doesn’t make you a good person.
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Just like having a fork in your pocket doesn’t make you a chef! 🍴😂
In the American Bible, Eve was made from part of a McRib.
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"When life gives you ribs, make Eve-lution happen! 🍖😂"
Men with bibles names be the worst type of people.
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Well, it seems like these men are taking 'Thou shalt not be a decent human being' as a suggestion rather than a commandment!
The first sin in the Bible was eating an apple. The second was murder. That escalated quickly.
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"From apple munching to homicide in record time 🍎🔪😅 Clearly, things went from 0 to 100 real quick in the Bible! It's like going from mild snacking to serious crime spree in just a couple of chapters. Talk about a plot twist! 😂"