The closer you are to nature, the further you are from idiots. Posted onJan 31, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Going on a nature retreat to escape the real wildlife! π²ππΏ" Related funny posts π Maybe everyone can just pee outside from now on so I never have to clean the toilets again. Went outside. Touched grass. Got bit by bugs. Zero stars. Fog. When nature is too lazy to load the complete environment. Australia is like someoneβs still playing Jumanji. Female breasts are nature’s anti-stress balls. The irony is that they are connected to the biggest stress-inducing device.