The closer you are to nature, the further you are from idiots.

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Flying bugs can basically go anywhere they want, but still choose to fly right into your face.

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I’ve decided that I need to eat more vegetables, so I’m gonna make a carrot cake later.

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Things I hate about group work: The group.

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I love replying “Need him” when someone posts their boyfriend on their Instagram story.

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You can never really “own” earbuds. You just have to appreciate the time you had together.

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Roadtripping with my family has taught me that my marriage can withstand anything except roadtripping with my family.

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To the people who have only fans, what’s stopping you from upgrading to an air conditioner?

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Y’all liking my posts feels like a little forehead kiss.

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A selfie only a mother could like.

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The prettier you are, the weirder it gets.