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Maybe everyone can just pee outside from now on so I never have to clean the toilets again.

Maybe everyone can just pee outside from now on so I never have to clean the toilets again.

Commentary:
Well, embracing the great outdoors as your personal restroom might solve your cleaning woes, but you might find some unexpected guests critiquing your technique. Just be prepared for nature's judgmental stares and perhaps a few awkward encounters with the local wildlife!

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged clean, convenience, everyone, humor, just, laziness, outside, pee, toilet on Nov 9, 2025 by slickboy.

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