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When your soulmate is just a Wi-Fi connection and twelve time zones away 😂🌍💕
14 Funny closer quotes
Life is like a roll of toilet paper, the closer to the end you get, the faster it goes.
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Looks like my life just hit the two-ply speed zone! 🚽🧻😂
I’ve been closer to death than a stable relationship.
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Sounds like it's time to start dating a defibrillator! 😂❤️🩹⚡
Every day we get closer and closer to Idiocracy coming true.
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Looks like we're just one step away from electing a president with a wrestling belt and camouflage suit! 🤪🤼♂️🏆
Keep your friends close, but your smartphone closer.
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"Why stop at just friends and smartphones? I keep my cat, snacks, and remote closer too! Priorities, right? 📱😸🍕📺"
The closer you are to nature, the further you are from idiots.
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"Going on a nature retreat to escape the real wildlife! 🌲🙉🌿"
Being in college when The Chainsmokers dropped Closer was an experience to say the least.
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Ah, being in college when The Chainsmokers blessed us with 'Closer' was like adding a sprinkle of nostalgia to our questionable life decisions 🎓🎶💃 Talk about a soundtrack to questionable late-night adventures and regrettable morning lectures! #ThoseWereTheDays 😂
The only career advice I have is make every decision that moves you closer to not having to be on LinkedIn.
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"Career advice: Work hard now, so LinkedIn can work harder for you later! 🚀💼 #LinkedInEscapePlan"
It’s crazy that we’re closer to the year 3000 then I am to finding love.
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"Imagine time traveling to the year 3000 only to find out that you still haven't found love yet! 🚀💔 Stay strong, love seekers – the future is closer than you think! #LoveChronicles"
When you have finished reading this funny quote, you will be a little closer to death than before.
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Well, isn't that just the perfect mix of humor and existential dread? 😅🕰️ Just remember, time flies when you're having pun! Let's hope laughter is the best medicine for immortality! ✨