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Someone from 🇫🇯 has bookmarked:

Shoutout to myself for ruining my own life.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has downloaded:

With certain people, you get nauseous just hearing their name.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has viewed:

You know you’re a bad cook when the dog won’t lick the plate.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has copied:

Does your blood pump that way just for me?

Someone from 🇸🇲 has copied:

According to my kids’ Christmas lists, they think this parenting gig pays pretty well.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has bookmarked:

People who live in glass houses shouldn’t change clothes.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has bookmarked:

They should invent going outside without people looking at you.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has shared:

After overthinking about it for 6 hours, I have decided that it’s actually not that big of a deal.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has viewed:

It’s funny how our brains remember that we have forgotten something, but not what we have forgotten.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has bookmarked:

Very difficult being a full grown adult with a terrible fear of being “in trouble”.

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Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

Companies post open positions online and then ask you why you applied to them.

Broadcasted on YouTube:

Siblings are proof you can love someone and also dislike them at the same time.

Making waves on YouTube:

There’s no filter on my pics or my thoughts. I’m just out here raw-dogging it.

Spotted on Facebook:

The more nicknames I have for you, the more I like you.

Making waves on Twitch:

Technically I’m still young, but according to my back pain I’m actually 69.

Making waves on Instagram:

It’s completely absurd that Silicon Valley is pushing AI on us before they figured out how to keep fries fresh for longer.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people.

Spotted on Telegram:

Where do we acquire the ducks that we’re supposed to be putting in a row?

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

Starting your most incoherent sentence with “put simply” to deflect blame onto the reader.

Going viral on Instagram:

As an academic, I sometimes dream about writing fiction instead, and then I remember grant proposals.

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Funny closer quotes are the perfect way to end any message or speech with a laugh 😄🎉 Whether you want to leave a memorable impression or simply lighten the mood, these witty and clever lines have got you covered 🤪💬 Ready to sign off with style and a smile? Let’s dive into some hilarious gems that will make your goodbyes unforgettable! 🚀😂

New funny closer quotes 👇

3 weeks ago
Share →: Keep your friends close, but your smartphone closer.

Commentary:
"Why stop at just friends and smartphones? I keep my cat, snacks, and remote closer too! Priorities, right? 📱😸🍕📺"
1 month ago
Share →: The closer you are to nature, the further you are from idiots.

Commentary:
"Going on a nature retreat to escape the real wildlife! 🌲🙉🌿"
3 months ago
Share →: Being in college when The Chainsmokers dropped Closer was an experience to say the least.

Commentary:
Ah, being in college when The Chainsmokers blessed us with 'Closer' was like adding a sprinkle of nostalgia to our questionable life decisions 🎓🎶💃 Talk about a soundtrack to questionable late-night adventures and regrettable morning lectures! #ThoseWereTheDays 😂
5 months ago
Share →: The only career advice I have is make every decision that moves you closer to not having to be on LinkedIn.

Commentary:
"Career advice: Work hard now, so LinkedIn can work harder for you later! 🚀💼 #LinkedInEscapePlan"
5 months ago
Share →: It’s crazy that we’re closer to the year 3000 then I am to finding love.

Commentary:
"Imagine time traveling to the year 3000 only to find out that you still haven't found love yet! 🚀💔 Stay strong, love seekers – the future is closer than you think! #LoveChronicles"
6 months ago
Share →: When you have finished reading this funny quote, you will be a little closer to death than before.

Commentary:
Well, isn't that just the perfect mix of humor and existential dread? 😅🕰️ Just remember, time flies when you're having pun! Let's hope laughter is the best medicine for immortality! ✨
6 months ago
Share →: One year closer to whatever age my obituary will say.

Commentary:
"Cheers to getting one step closer to getting that perfect obituary written! 🎉😅 #AgingGracefully"
6 months ago
Share →: I think I’m closer to retirement than to a relationship.

Commentary:
"Well, who needs a significant other when you can have a significant savings account, am I right? 💰🤷‍♂️ Retirement plan: 1, Relationships: 0. #PrioritiesInCheck"
6 months ago
Share →: Quit keeping your enemies closer. No wonder you feel like shit.

Commentary:
"Who needs enemies when you're already surrounded by negativity? 🤷‍♂️ Time to trade in those toxic relationships for some good vibes and self-care! 🌟 #BeYourOwnBestFriend"

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Someone from 🇳🇿 has viewed:

Just done a HIIT workout and if anyone sees me trying to do that again just go ahead and hiit me in the face.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has bookmarked:

Every time I talk, it sounds like it’s my first time trying to speak.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has bookmarked:

When I’m president, I will add an additional hour between 6 and 7pm.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has bookmarked:

If you have an old house, but you haven’t got a ghost, you should complain to the estate agent.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has shared:

Every day Facebook tells me I have memories and wants to show them to me. It’s like they have no appreciation for the cost or the amount of liquor I needed to erase them.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has copied:

You gotta separate the art from the artist. Like, for example, sometimes the artist is really nice but their art sucks.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has downloaded:

According to my calculations, we’re all screwed.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has copied:

The older I get, the more I understand why deer run in front of cars.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has bookmarked:

If God did not intend for us to eat animals, then why did he make them out of meat?

Someone from 🇧🇧 has bookmarked:

Me: “I should treat myself to something.” My bank account: “Dream on.”

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Seen just now on X:

It’s legally required that you lose a frisbee onto the roof within one week of purchase.

Spotted on WeChat:

How do I gracefully leave this party early but also take the queso dip with me?

Going viral on WeChat:

“This was on sale!” is why I’m always broke.

Shared recently on Slack:

Who called it a period tracker instead of a madvent calendar?

Freshly posted on Discord:

Body: Okay, sleepy time. Brain: Okay, thinky time.

Trending via X:

I just paid my taxes. The roads should be fixed any day now.

Just landed via Telegram:

As long as I can dip something in something, I’m happy.

Seen just now on Threads:

The good news: once you get a PhD, friends and family will refer to you as doctor. The bad news: They will only do it when you’re wrong.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

Celery is 95% water and 100% not pizza.

Live now on WeChat:

Marriage is 33.3% hiding to eat snacks because you and your spouse are supposed to be on a diet.

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