The dildo of consequences rarely arrives lubed. Posted onMay 26, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Looks like consequences come unprepared—guess it's a no-lube situation! 😅🚫💦 Related funny posts 🤝 Bringing a fitted sheet to a knife fight. “I have a date with destiny.” Yeah well, I’m in a long-term relationship with the consequences of my actions. All this suffering on earth because someone ate an apple once. My hair would never allow me to commit a crime. I really do leave my DNA everywhere. My bear’s diarrhea problems are really starting to worry me. The vet says he’s getting better but he’s not out of the woods yet.