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Humorous quote about life's surprises with a cheeky, playful tone.

The dildo of consequences rarely arrives lubed.

Commentary:
Looks like consequences come unprepared—guess it's a no-lube situation! 😅🚫💦

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged adult, blunt, consequence, consequences, dildo, humor, irony, metaphor, risqué on May 26, 2026 by slickboy.

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