19 funny consequences quotes - Wordgag

I can do anything, as long as there’s a looming deadline and serious consequences.

May 28, 2026

I mostly stopped responding to emails three years ago, and aside from various consequences, it’s been fine.

May 27, 2026

Friends with consequences.

May 26, 2026

The dildo of consequences rarely arrives lubed.

May 26, 2026

I don’t know about you guys, but when I have to make a decision I analyze the situation, evaluate the risk, take measures to limit the consequences and then I completely screw up.

May 26, 2026

Are you just gonna go with the flow until you spiral down the drain?

May 25, 2026

“Male loneliness epidemic” and it’s just karma and the consequences of their actions.

May 25, 2026

How bad can a decision really be if nobody from the future shows up to stop you?

May 25, 2026

Spoiler alert: Eventually you will pay a price for the way you treated people.

May 25, 2026

If you get hangovers, it’s because you drank the beers with impure intentions and heavy karmic debt.

May 24, 2026

The real body count is how many people are in therapy because of you.

May 24, 2026

Nobody warns you of the devastation two days of stuffing will bring upon your digestive system.

May 23, 2026

If a tree falls on your ex in the woods and no one’s around to hear it, you should probably still get rid of the chainsaw.

May 23, 2026

Everyone says “Do what makes you happy”, until you push them down the stairs.

May 22, 2026

So apparently it’s still a DUI even if you’re the birthday boy.

May 22, 2026

“I have a date with destiny.” Yeah well, I’m in a long-term relationship with the consequences of my actions.

May 22, 2026

Who would have thought that eating a can of beans would backfire like this?

May 22, 2026

Drugs don’t ruin lives. Drug tests do.

May 21, 2026

Enjoying the consequences of my actions.

May 19, 2026