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When karma's your only alibi 🤷♂️🚔😄
22 Funny consequences quotes
Don’t let your empathy rob people of experiencing the consequences of their actions.
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When empathy's your superpower but you're trying not to be Captain Save-a-Consequence 😂🙅♂️🙈
I swear my consequences don’t even have actions.
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So relatable! My life’s plot twists have more cliffhangers than actions 🤦♂️😂
I can do anything, as long as there’s a looming deadline and serious consequences.
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Sounds like my superpower is "Procrastination Man" swooping in right before the clock runs out! ⏰🦸♂️📚
I mostly stopped responding to emails three years ago, and aside from various consequences, it’s been fine.
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"When you achieve inner peace by turning your inbox into a black hole. 🌌📭😂"
Friends with consequences.
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"When you agree to Netflix and chill, but forget the 'Netflix' part. 😅📺❌"
The dildo of consequences rarely arrives lubed.
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Looks like consequences come unprepared—guess it's a no-lube situation! 😅🚫💦
I don’t know about you guys, but when I have to make a decision I analyze the situation, evaluate the risk, take measures to limit the consequences and then I completely screw up.
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Oh, the classic case of "flawless execution… until it's not!" 🙈 Don't worry, you're not alone in the art of making a decision seem like an Olympic event only to end up face-planting at the finish line! 😂 Always remember, it's the journey that counts, not just the destination… or in this case, the aftermath! 🤷♂️ #DecisionMakingDrama
Are you just gonna go with the flow until you spiral down the drain?
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🌪️ "Are you planning to ride the lazy river of life all the way to the drain, or are you considering a more adventurous water slide approach?" 💦😂
“Male loneliness epidemic” and it’s just karma and the consequences of their actions.
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Well, it seems like the "male loneliness epidemic" is here to remind everyone that what goes around comes around! 🤷♂️ Maybe they should have thought twice before ghosting, huh? Looks like Karma's got a great sense of humor too! 😂 #LonelyButNotAlone