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The divorce rate among my socks is astonishing.

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Sounds like my socks are trying out for a new reality show, "Lone Socks of the Laundry Room"! 🧦😂

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged among, clothing, divorce, divorce rate, humor, joke, rate, relationship, sock, socks on May 29, 2026 by slickboy.

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