“The engine light is on!” Yeah, that means it’s working.

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Ignored the small door that appeared in my apartment three days ago, and now it’s gone. That’s how it’s done.

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If someone texts “Do you have a minute,” it’s a trick. Don’t fall for it.

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Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

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Microdosing bungee jumping by bending over to pick up a hair tie.

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I don’t dress for women. I don’t dress for men. I dress for the weather, mainly.

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Got a botched circumcision, now my willy wonka.

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People who don’t like pickles are so important because they give me their pickles.