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  • We need a streaming service that’s only ads. No shows, just commercials. They pay us $15 a month.
  • How come it’s called “thrift store shopping” instead of Goodwill hunting?
  • If I’m gonna jingle your bells, I’m definitely gonna jingle them all the way.
  • If you give a man a fish, that fish is basically gone. Way to lose your fish.
  • I’ve got to start taking better care of myself. Tomorrow I’ll walk to the liquor store.
  • Hold on, I just need to take off my glasses and put my face in my hands about it first.