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When I quit my job I’m setting one last OOO message that just says “your email will never find me again”

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I taught my kids about democracy tonight by having them vote on which movie to watch and pizza to order. I then picked the movie and pizza because I’m the one with the money.

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Second day without coffee. I can no longer hear out of my left eye.

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My search history is filled with me googling regular words just to make sure I’m using them right.

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Is losing your mind a hobby?

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You used to calm me on my cell phone!

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I’ve cut my fingernails too short and now I can’t open my shower gel. What’s the point of being well-groomed if I can’t smell like mangos?

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The potholes in my city will change your radio station and unlock the doors.

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I’ve been ghosted enough to add paranormal investigator to my resume.

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Political ads be like: send us money so we can send you more ads.