Still don’t understand how girls with no jobs be holding iPhones.

Still don't understand how girls with no jobs be holding iPhones.

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🤔 “I guess those iPhones must be working overtime to afford themselves, unlike their owners! 📱💰 Just imagine if phones could pay rent and bills too – we’d all be living the high life without lifting a finger! 😂 #PhoneGoals”

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