Beer is like weed for people with jobs. Posted onMay 27, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"When you're working 9 to 5, but your beer's working overtime! π»π" Related funny posts π€ The children seemed disappointed when I told them the best part about being an adult is going to bed early. At what point in not being able to sleep do I throw the towel in and have a beer, since maybe that will help? Still don’t understand how girls with no jobs be holding iPhones. I’ve never had a beer in the shower; I’m saving it for a very low moment in my life. Just gonna drink light beers today, because I donβt wanna get drunk but I do enjoy peeing 30 times.