Trendy Funny Quotes

  • What song lyric resonates with you the most? Mine is “we’re tiny, we’re toony, we’re all a little loony”
  • My favorite condiment is Worcestershire sauce. Why? It’s hard to say.
  • Every outdoor cat should be given a little cowboy hat and a gun.
  • I was always told to eat all my food so that I’d grow to be big and strong. When exactly does the strong part kick in?
  • Just because I can’t sing doesn’t mean I won’t sing.
  • I like my money where I can see it: hanging in my closet.