Someone from 🇱🇦 has copied:

Apple, who gives you permission to turn the brightness down again when I’ve just turned it up?

Someone from 🇦🇲 has bookmarked:

A real smartphone would know when to shut up.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has copied:

Hey, I came over because the grass seemed really green here, but now that I’m looking back that grass actually looks crazy green, so I’m gonna go.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has shared:

No, they’re not “symptoms of depressions.” They’re Blue’s Clues.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has bookmarked:

“I need a movie where the villain actually won!” Have you tried watching the news?

Someone from 🇹🇴 has shared:

Monday has a personal vendetta against my happiness.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has shared:

I march to the beat of my own dumb.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has bookmarked:

For my birthday, I want everyone to tell me how much they love me and why in immense detail.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has shared:

When I say I’m Christmas shopping the “for myself” is silent.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has viewed:

If I have to look at any more spreadsheets today, you’re gonna have to spread my ashes.