The fake cough I use when calling in sick is now available on iTunes.

The fake cough I use when calling in sick is now available on iTunes.
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Looks like the world of excuses just got a catchy soundtrack! 🤒🎵 Who knew faking it could become a Top 10 hit? Don't miss out on the next single, "Sneezing in Harmony", coming soon! 🎶 #iTunesExclusive

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