The fake cough I use when calling in sick is now available on iTunes. 3 months ago FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:Looks like the world of excuses just got a catchy soundtrack! 🤒🎵 Who knew faking it could become a Top 10 hit? Don't miss out on the next single, "Sneezing in Harmony", coming soon! 🎶 #iTunesExclusive Related Funny Quotes 🤝 My favorite part about being sick is when you sneeze with a cough drop in your mouth and it launches across the room like a cruise missile. Instead of calling it the John I’m going to start calling my bathroom the Jim. That way I can say I go to the Jim every morning. I feel like people just come to the airport to cough. I hate it when my body decides to get sick. I gave you a vegetable last week, how dare you. Some of these fake tans look like an old Tupperware container that’s had marinara sauce in it.
