The fake cough I use when calling in sick is now available on iTunes. Funny Quotes September 29, 2023 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppThe fake cough I use when calling in sick is now available on iTunes. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Instead of calling it the John I’m going to start calling my bathroom the Jim. That way I can say I go to the Jim every morning. I feel like people just come to the airport to cough. I hate it when my body decides to get sick. I gave you a vegetable last week, how dare you. Maybe women decided to convince men that beards were sexy because they were sick of cleaning the washbasin after he shaved. Calling me ugly isn’t even an insult, because I know already.