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You know it's true love when they're genuinely laughing at your puns instead of giving you that "oh dear" look! 😂💔
37 Funny fake quotes
Glad I didn’t really waste any time studying international law, seeing as how it is fake and meaningless.
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Why spend years in law school when you can defend your case with interpretive dance? 🌍💃📚🤷♂️
This entire year I was method acting. None of it was real. I was working on a bit.
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Next year's performance has already been nominated for the Drama Desk Awards! 🎭😂
You can fake an American accent all you want, but “literally” will expose you.
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Literally caught red-handed with the American vibe! 🇺🇸🤭
How do I get one of those fake corporate jobs where I work remotely, get paid for responding to one email a day, and have a laptop on with Outlook or whatever open?
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Sign me up for the email-writing Olympics, where caffeine, pajamas, and strategic emoji use are my secret weapons! 😂💻☕📧
Fake laughing at work is mentally exhausting. Please just leave me alone.
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When fake laughter workouts become part of the job description 🤣💼🤦♂️
Mentally, I’m in a forest screaming. Physically, I’m answering emails with a fake smile and clenched jaw.
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Balancing my inner Tarzan with my outer office zombie life! 🤪🦍📧
Why can’t they use deep fake technology for good instead of evil? Like taking Zoom meetings for you, stuff like that.
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Finally, a use for deep fake technology that saves us from the 'Can you hear me now?' struggle! 🤔🤖💼
Female dragonflies will fake their own deaths to avoid mating with unwanted males. They are like, “Ugh, here comes Carl again. Play dead, girl!“
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"Classic Carl, always ruining a good flight. 😂💀🦗"
I really think my coworkers and I deserve an Oscar for acting like everything at work is fine.
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"When's the award ceremony? I've already prepared my acceptance speech! 🎭😂 #OfficeOscars"