The golden rule of three beverages: one to hydrate, one to caffeinate, and one to celebrate. Posted on2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image … Commentary:"Living the trilogy of life: hydrate like a champ, caffeinate like you're on a deadline, and celebrate like it's 5 o'clock somewhere! 🥤☕️🥂" Related Funny Posts 🤝 If you ever find yourself as a houseguest for an extended period of time, here is the golden rule for success: invisible by day, charming by night. Can we take a moment to celebrate the little ride we get in the pneumatic chair at the hair salon or barber when they pump it up or down? I eat cake every day because somewhere out there it’s someone’s birthday and I like to celebrate. Gonna eat birthday cake all day because it’s someone’s birthday out there, and we’re about to celebrate together, stranger. I don’t rise and shine. I caffeinate and hope.