The incontinent optimist sees the bladder as half empty. Posted on2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"When life gives you lemons, make sure you know where the bathroom is! ππ½π" Related Funny Posts π€ Optimist: The glass is Β½ full. Pessimist: The glass is Β½ empty. Excel: The glass is January 2nd. Half the world is mentally ill. The other half is to blame. Half of Twitter is horny, half is depressed, and the other half donβt know how to do math. When someone sits in the empty seat beside you: flattered yet annoyed. When no one sits in the empty seat beside you: offended yet relieved. My wife asked me why the bottle of wine we bought yesterday was half empty. I said because she is a pessimist. While the optimist and pessimist argued about the glass of water, the opportunist drank it. A pessimist is just an optimist playing hard to get.