The incontinent optimist sees the bladder as half empty. Posted on2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"When life gives you lemons, make sure you know where the bathroom is! ๐๐ฝ๐" Related Funny Posts ๐ค Optimist: The glass is ยฝ full. Pessimist: The glass is ยฝ empty. Excel: The glass is January 2nd. Half the world is mentally ill. The other half is to blame. Half of Twitter is horny, half is depressed, and the other half donโt know how to do math. My wife asked me why the bottle of wine we bought yesterday was half empty. I said because she is a pessimist. A pessimist is just an optimist playing hard to get.
