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Looks like gym equipment is finally getting a break while the drug bottles are breaking a sweat! 🏋️♂️💊😆
38 Funny empty quotes
Pouring rain, football on TV, empty house; the stuff dreams are made of.
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Sounds like the ultimate weather forecast for couch potatoes! ☔️🏈🏡
When someone sits in the empty seat beside you: flattered yet annoyed. When no one sits in the empty seat beside you: offended yet relieved.
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Feeling like a popular loner, the eternal struggle! 😂🪑😅
Clearly, hell is empty, the demons are all here.
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Looks like the demon convention just let out early! 😈🎉
Bank account nice and empty. Starting the new month on a clean slate.
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New month, new me… and my bank account is as empty as my promises to not eat that extra slice of pizza 🍕💸😂
Good morning to everyone except people who sit right next to you when there’s a whole room full of empty seats.
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Finally, someone found the fast track to my list of new best friends 🤣🚫✈️
People don’t get slapped enough with empty gloves these days.
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Bring back the days of dueling and dramatically flinging gloves! 🧤🤺🤣
The empty side of your bed is for books and chocolate, not for liars who snore.
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Sounds like the perfect bedtime lineup: sweet dreams and cocoa beans 📚🍫💤
Sunday without HBO feels like a meal without carbs — empty and deeply wrong.
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Feeling like I just ate a salad when I signed up for pizza night. 🍕🥗❌📺
Unlike the stomach, the brain doesn’t alert you when it’s empty.
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Brain's out of snacks again! 🍿🤔 Guess it's time to restock on wisdom! 📚😅