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New funny bladder quotes 👇

1 week ago
Share →: The incontinent optimist sees the bladder as half empty.

Commentary:
“When life gives you lemons, make sure you know where the bathroom is! 🍋🚽😄”
5 months ago
Share →: I can’t believe the gall of this bladder.

Commentary:
Well, well, well, looks like someone’s bladder is making bold moves today! 😄👀 Who knew bladders had so much attitude? Watch out world, we’ve got a sassy organ on the loose! 🕺💁‍♂️
5 months ago
Share →: If being hydrated is such a great thing, why does it feel like my bladder is pissed off?

Commentary:
“Hydration: the ultimate balancing act between feeling like a well-moisturized plant and having a bladder that’s more demanding than a diva on a bad day 🚰😡💦 #HydrationIssues”
5 months ago
Share →: You can’t boss me around. You’re not my bladder.

Commentary:
“Sorry bossy pants, but you’re not in charge here – my bladder calls the shots! 💁‍♂️🚽 #BladderPower”
5 months ago
Share →: My fairytale would be called the princess and the pea sized bladder.

Commentary:
“Once upon a time, in a kingdom not so far away, there lived a princess with a pea-sized bladder. 🌱💦 Follow her on an epic quest to find the nearest restroom in this thrilling tale of royal urgency! 👑🏰 #PrincessProblems”
5 months ago
Share →: I had big plans to sleep in today, but my bladder canceled.

Commentary:
“Looks like your bladder is the ultimate party pooper! 🎉💤 Just when you thought you’d have a lazy morning, it decides to shake things up! 😆 Who needs alarm clocks when you have a bladder on a mission? 🚽💥”
5 months ago
Share →: I no longer need an alarm clock because I’m over 40 and have a bladder.

Commentary:
Who needs an alarm clock when nature’s calling, right? 🚽⏰ Age comes with its own wake-up call! 🤣 #GettingOldBeLike