The laundromat should give you XP and ranks like “Slimelord” and “Glunkfather,” based on how dirty your clothes are. Posted onMar 30, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Achieved Level 5: Grandmaster of Grime 🧦👑 Next quest: Conquering Mt. Laundry 🧺💦" Related funny posts 🤝 Once your parents move from “What time are you coming back” to “Are you coming back today,” you have won the war. Stop worrying about being weird and start being weirder. If I climbed all the way to the top of Mount Everest and looked up, then I’d finally see the top of our family’s weekly laundry pile. That pile of clothes on my bed, seems to have strange powers and gets higher on its own. Not to brag, but I’ve done nothing for several hours.