The longer I stay home, the more homeless I look. Commentary:"When your pajamas become your new wardrobe staple, you start to blend in with the couch cushions. 🏡👀 #HomelessChic" Related Funny Posts 🤝 When I moved into my new igloo, my friends threw me a surprise housewarming party. Now I’m homeless. Homeless man just called me a “loser,” and I showed him my house keys. Called in, “I can either stay home today and learn to play this accordion or bring it in with me. Your call.” My favorite part about going camping is the part where I stay at home, and I don’t go camping. I don’t know who needs to hear this, but your dog can stay home for the hour you’re at the grocery store or restaurant.
