Commentary:
Well, at least now you can say your social life is on fire! 🔥😄⛄️
Funny homeless quotes
New York is so awesome. Like, yes, let’s spend $108 for breakfast and walk past homeless people freezing.
Commentary:
"NYC: Where you pay gourmet prices for scrambled eggs and a side of existential crisis 🍳💸🥶"
Your dog immediately knows you’re leaving when you put on nice clothes… only because you usually look homeless when you’re at home.
Commentary:
When my dog sees me in jeans instead of pajamas, he assumes I'm going to the Met Gala 🐶👖😆
The longer I stay home, the more homeless I look.
Commentary:
"When your pajamas become your new wardrobe staple, you start to blend in with the couch cushions. 🏡👀 #HomelessChic"
Festival is when you pay a fortune to live like a homeless person.
Commentary:
Ah, yes, the quintessential festival experience: paying top dollar for the privilege of dirty hair, questionable food choices, and sleeping in a flimsy tent 🎪🤑 Who needs luxury when you've got the authentic homeless chic vibe going on? 😂 #FestivalLife
I’m homeless. Minus the ‘m’.
Commentary:
"Technically, I'm just 'homeless' – no 'm' involved! 🏠➖🧑🚫 Now accepting applications for a new 'ome' 😉 #WordplayWednesday"
Homeless man just called me a “loser,” and I showed him my house keys.
Commentary:
Guess who's the king of the driveway now? 🏠🔑😎