The money I made gradually, you need urgently? Posted onApr 1, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Sounds like my wallet's about to go on a fast-paced diet! 💸🤣 Related funny posts 🤝 Babymaking music but it’s the Benny Hill theme song. The best way for me to stick to my diet is to go straight back to sleep after breakfast. Parents become grandparents and lose all their senses. All of a sudden, they got McDonald’s money now. There’s no one I respect more than duck hunters. You spent $15,000 on a camouflage boat to outsmart a duck. I don’t carry my wallet to work because I’m afraid someone will steal it while I’m sleeping.