The night before a day off is more satisfying than the actual day off. Posted on2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"That 'night before' magic is like previewing the movie that's better than the sequel! 😂🎬✨" Related Funny Posts 🤝 It’s curious how kids are always really hungry right before dinner and right after dinner, but never during actual dinner. I have my own hand stamper at home so my coworkers will think I went someplace fun the night before. There’s nothing more satisfying than the little nap you have after hitting snooze on your alarm. Buying a new phone isn’t even satisfying anymore. It’s literally just your old phone with a haircut. I sexually identify as a microwave dinner, because I am ready in 5 minutes, look nothing like my photos, and I’m just satisfying enough for you to want me again when you’re desperate. Oftentimes, I like the idea of an activity. The actual doing of said activity, not so much. The real miracle is how Jesus managed to book a table for twenty-six people on the night before the Easter holiday, and then only half them showed up.