The note on this boxed wine says ‘Fresh up to 6 weeks after… Commentary:"Ah, boxed wine with aspirations of longevity 🍷😂! If I can last six weeks after opening, I'd be popping the bubbly too! 🥂 #WineGoals" Related Funny Posts 🤝 Bag of salad is the boxed wine of vegetables. “What fresh hell is this?“ It’s actually the same hell as yesterday. Not fresh at all, really. Remember when we used to jump out of the swings? Those knees were fresh, fresh out the box. Parents be like, “I gave you everything I had,” and by everything, they meant the collector’s edition boxed set of mental illness. Wine must breathe. I always hear that wine needs to breathe. I want to drink it and not revive it.
