Trendy Funny Quotes

  • I don’t know what i’m going to be for Halloween, so I’m probably just going to put in a tampon and go as a sexy kite.
  • I’m not superstitious because it brings bad luck.
  • If you inject Botox into a raisin, does it turn back into a grape?
  • My brain cells, skin cells and hair cells continue to die, but my fat cells seem to have an eternal life.
  • When your kid asks you where the other parent is, they’re really saying that they’d like to speak with the manager.
  • God knew I would be too powerful if I had conversation skills.