The note on this boxed wine says ‘Fresh up to 6 weeks after opening’. 6 weeks. Lol. Posted onSep 22, 2023Sep 23, 2023 by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppThe note on this boxed wine says ‘Fresh up to 6 weeks after opening’. 6 weeks. Lol. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 My heart says, chocolate and wine, but my jeans say “Woman, are you kidding? Eat a salad!” The fact that I have a lot of wine in the house proves that I don’t drink much. Otherwise the wine would be gone. I have now learned the moonwalk. It’s visually the coolest way to get fresh dog poop off the soles of your shoes. My brain says “Let’s do something exciting today” but my body says “Don’t listen to that fool.” If you’re ever intimidated by someone just imagine them opening a Capri Sun.