The only narcissist I allow in my life is my cat. Posted onMay 28, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Cats really do have main character energy, and I'm just their loyal sidekick! πΈπ Related funny posts π€ Never mind a Roomba, I need a robot garbage can that will follow my kids around the house all day. Best threesome: me, my bed and my pillow. I yelled at my cat and the other cats yelled at me. Like wow, okay, pay my mortgage then. Imagine hating me, and I’m just sitting on the couch googling if penguins have knees. I know so many people with cats, and only a tiny number of them went to a shelter and picked out a cat. Everyone else I know with a cat has a story that’s like, ‘Yeah, he just moved in.’