The only thing faster than an escalator is an escasooner. Posted onMay 29, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Looks like we're all aboard the USS Speedy Steps to destination 'Next Floor'! ππ€£ Related funny posts π€ One day I’ll do amazing things. Today I’ll be satisfied if I don’t spill food on my lap. I wish my Fitbit could track all the steps I’ve taken trying to find where I put it. Crazy how every smart person recommends going for walks. Whenever I go down the stairs next to an escalator, I always move faster than the escalator to prove to the people I made the better decision. Being called ‘my love’ is probably the cutest thing, like yes, that’s me. I’m the one you love. I’m the only one you love. I’m your love. Say it again.