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The only thing faster than an escalator is an escasooner.

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Looks like we're all aboard the USS Speedy Steps to destination 'Next Floor'! 🚀🤣

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged escalator, faster, humor, joke, only, speed, thing, wordplay on May 29, 2026 by slickboy.

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