Like an advent calendar, you make me want to open up more every day. Posted onMay 29, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:This is too sweet—I might just melt before Christmas! 🎄😁 Related funny posts 🤝 Closing down one work tab every day until Christmas like a reverse advent calendar. According to my chocolate advent calendar, tomorrow is Christmas. This year I’d like an advent calendar with 24 different tranquilizers. According to my chocolate advent calendar, there are only 4 days until Christmas. Just a reminder that with Die Hard, Robin Hood and Love Actually, ‘Alan Rickman ruins Christmas’ is a whole movie subgenre.