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The price of groceries has gotten me thinking about what acorns taste like.

The price of groceries has gotten me thinking about what acorns taste like.

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"Grocery bills making you consider getting in touch with your inner squirrel? ๐ŸŒฐ๐Ÿฟ๏ธ Maybe acorns are the next big culinary trend! Who needs avocado toast when you can have acorn specialties instead? ๐Ÿ˜† #BudgetFriendlyEating"



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