Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Cats have 32 muscles in each ear, to help them ignore you.
  • I want to be so rich that when I see a spider in my house I won’t kill it, I’d buy another house.
  • Perks of being ugly: phone battery lasts longer.
  • Good news: I only ate one slice of pizza. Bad news: I did that four times in a row.
  • I hate math, but I love counting money.
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