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"Grocery bills making you consider getting in touch with your inner squirrel? 🌰🐿️ Maybe acorns are the next big culinary trend! Who needs avocado toast when you can have acorn specialties instead? 😆 #BudgetFriendlyEating"

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That thing in video games where you have a great item so you hold onto it but never end up using it? Thats me with fruit.

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Noise cancelling headphones but for when the noises are coming from inside your head.

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I don’t remember what I wanted to be when I grew up, but I’m pretty sure it wasn’t a broke, stressed-out, over-thinker with no clothes that fit.

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Dating outside of your education bracket leads to misunderstandings and arguments.

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I’m a good listener. If you’re interesting.

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Somebody should market a beer called “Occasionally”. So when asked, I can say, “I only drink occasionally”.

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Nobody ever talks about how Sodom and Gomorrah were walkable cities.

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Every word wishes it could sound as fun as falafel.

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I always take responsibility for my actions when there is no one else around to blame.

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Introverts be like “I know a place”, then go home.

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I have a drawer in my kitchen that I can’t open anymore because of that one time I decided to put a spatula in it.

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Prophecy class has been cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances.

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What’s wrong, babe? You hardly touched your own advice you give to others.

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Yoga is just slow motion breakdancing.

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I was not meant for Microsoft Teams.

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I took the road less traveled. Where am I?

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There should be bloopers at the end of horror films to relax the viewer before sleeping.

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Apparently I’m the reason why I never have any money. I am shocked!

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The older I get, the more I understand why people live in the woods and talk to squirrels.

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I hate when cashiers feel the need to check if my money is real. If I could make counterfeit money, I wouldn’t be at the Dollar Tree, Karen.

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I grew up in a really small town. The closest thing we had to food delivery was someone egging your house.

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Still don’t understand how girls with no jobs be holding iPhones.

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If at first you don’t succeed, it’s only attempted murder.

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Having a toddler is wild. I’m getting breaking news about Peppa Pig.

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I’ve decided to become an organ donor. When I die, I want an elephant to get a new trunk.

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Like many men my age, my biggest regret is hiring the inexpensive hitman.

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Remember, you don’t have to worry about being around annoying people in public if you never leave the house.

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People in their late 20s and early 30s are like “this is my emotional support trip to Japan.”

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I did some exercise in 2010, I should be good for another few years.

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I don’t know who needs to hear this right now, but it’s time to fold the laundry that’s been lying around since last Sunday.

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The price of groceries has gotten me thinking about what acorns taste like.

The rainforest cafe won’t be authentic enough for me if they don’t bulldoze 40% of the restaurant while I’m there.

It’s so hot out, I just hydroplaned off the toilet seat at work.

I’ve never wrestled an angry alligator, but I have taken off a wet sports bra in the middle of summer. So, same thing.

“What’s your blood type?” I don’t know, boiling!

I never argue, I just explain why I’m right.

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The price of groceries has gotten me thinking about what acorns taste like.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Just blocked someone for correcting my spelling and it feelded great.

The rainforest cafe won’t be authentic enough for me if they don’t bulldoze 40% of the restaurant while I’m there.

It’s so hot out, I just hydroplaned off the toilet seat at work.

I’ve never wrestled an angry alligator, but I have taken off a wet sports bra in the middle of summer. So, same thing.

“What’s your blood type?” I don’t know, boiling!

I never argue, I just explain why I’m right.

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