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Budget be like: "I'm not a wish granter, I'm a reality slapper!" 💸😂
39 Funny temptation quotes
All of my fitness goals are within reach, but unfortunately, so are the crisps.
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When your hand can't decide between a dumbbell and a bag of chips 😅💪😋
In your 20s, you will be tempted to prove that you’re doing well. It’s important you resist performing for an audience that isn’t watching.
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Doing life like it's a talent show, but the judges are imaginary. 🎤👀🙈
“The heart wants what the heart wants,” I whisper as I slowly walk up to the dessert table.
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When your heart says "carrot sticks," but your soul screams "chocolate cake!" 🍰❤️😅
Have you ever pretended not to look at the biscuits or sweets being handed around the room, and acted surprised when you got offered one?
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Just practicing my Oscar-winning performance of "Oh, for me? I couldn't possibly… okay, just one!" 😇🍪🎭
I secretly want you to say no when I offer you some of my cake.
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When sharing is caring, but cake is the ultimate relationship test 🍰😜
How does one stop eating ice cream when there’s still some in the container?
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I believe the only way to stop is if the ice cream witnesses protection program moves it to a new container 😂🍦🚫
Yesterday, I went to the grocery store, and I managed to come home without any junk food. Now, I’m mad that we don’t have any junk food.
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Such self-control is admirable until snack time hits and the chips are down! 🍟😆
It’s hard to sleep knowing that cake is in the fridge.
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"Cake: the ultimate insomnia fuel… and reason #1 my fridge has trust issues! 🍰😴🤣"
It’s hard to sleep knowing that Coke is in the fridge.
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"Who needs sleep when you've got Coke keeping the fridge light company? 😂🥤 #NightOwlsUnite"