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Someone from 🇼🇸 has viewed:

Life is just a vicious cycle of needing to go to the grocery store.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has shared:

By day I am just a regular loser, by night I am the same loser only it’s nighttime.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has bookmarked:

If you get cremated after you die, you can be put into an hourglass and still participate in family game nights.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has bookmarked:

Deeply unfair of people to assume I have my life together just because I’m boring.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has shared:

I wouldn’t trust a single one of you with a flying car.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has bookmarked:

Mixed signals mean they don’t like you like that. It’s that simple.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has downloaded:

I love when I can smell my perfume on myself, like damn girl, you smell delicious.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has shared:

“I’m like Sisyphus but with dishes. Dishyphus.”

Someone from 🇹🇱 has viewed:

Having Christmas off in the middle of the work week and then forcing us to go back to work the next day feels so illegal.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has viewed:

I forgot how weird November is. There’s no afternoon; it’s just night after 3 p.m.

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Spotted on WeChat:

30s: Oh look, a dance floor! 50s: Oh look, a couch!

Making waves on Discord:

My only regret is not leaving people alone the first time they moved funny.

Going viral on TikTok:

Sunday is my favorite day where I pretend I’m going to do something productive.

Shared recently on Facebook:

Sure, I’m uncomfortable, but only in situations.

Just shared via YouTube:

My favorite voicemails are those where the person doesn’t leave one.

Just shared via Instagram:

I never met a problem I couldn’t make worse.

Just landed via Instagram:

Welcome to your 50s… A new pain will be be assigned to you shortly.

Just landed via Reddit:

Some people should have read-only access to the internet.

Shared recently on Twitch:

You can fake an American accent all you want, but “literally” will expose you.

Spotted on Facebook:

Mirror, mirror on the wall, who is the best thirst trap poster of them all?

The problem with leading by example is that no one pays attention.

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All the fruit flies are well-behaved near the garbage, only one is constantly nagging somewhere else because it thinks it has to discover new lands.

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At the gym and I forgot my headphones and now I have to listen to my own thoughts. Send help.

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Sometime you meet such a prince that you’d rather marry the horse.

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I’m very loyal to whatever brand is on sale.

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You could go camping or you could stay at home, not shower, leave dirt on the floor and let some squirrels in.

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The 80s were wild, man. You had bands naming themselves after predatory cats with hearing problems.

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25 shares on Discord this month:

I didn’t buy that thing I wanted but didn’t need, so I celebrated by buying a different thing I wanted but didn’t need.

69 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Going “Omgg, that’s crazy,” every time my coworkers talk until it’s time to go home.

22 shares on YouTube this month:

Trying to eat with my left hand because I need a little excitement in my life.

45 shares on Threads this month:

My cat, who has no job and pays no rent, is apparently unhappy with his fancy new cat food, and I, for some reason, am currently on my way back to the store to rectify the matter.

46 shares on X this month:

I just sneezed next to my computer and the anti-virus popped up.

68 shares on Snapchat this month:

“Alcohol and beautiful women” is apparently not an appropriate answer when you are asked about your weaknesses in a job interview.

98 shares on Reddit this month:

If I had 50¢ for every math test I’ve failed, I’d have $7.20.

16 shares on Snapchat this month:

Aging is the worst. I miss the good ol’ days when my pain was strictly emotional.

11 shares on Twitch this month:

Commenting “AI slop” on a high school acquaintance’s Instagram post of their newborn baby.

80 shares on Discord this month:

I want my boyfriend to be so hot strangers know he’s not funny.

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Someone from 🇹🇩 has shared:

I’m never wrong. Just different levels of right.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has shared:

My body is like an elastic band – no matter how I stretch it, it goes back to the nap position.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has downloaded:

In filling out an application, where it says, “In case of emergency notify”, I put “Doctor.”

Someone from 🇹🇼 has bookmarked:

Don’t forget to tell yourself more lies today.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has shared:

If I found E.T., I would’ve developed his jump shot.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has viewed:

If the interviewer doesn’t think it’s cool when you pull a quarter out of his ear, the job wasn’t good enough for you anyways.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has copied:

Every time someone tries to fight with me online, a middle finger gets its wings.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has copied:

Having a car is crazy cause you gotta take it to the car doctor.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has copied:

I do not want to have a career. I want to sit on the porch.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has downloaded:

To call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people!

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Spotted on Pinterest:

Nothing like waking up on a Friday and finding out it’s Tuesday.

Broadcasted on WeChat:

I would describe my personal style as whatever is on top of the pile of clothes on the floor.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

Don’t talk to me about regrets if you’ve never had someone’s name tattooed on you.

Seen just now on YouTube:

This pillow isn’t going to scream into itself.

Just landed via Instagram:

Defeating imposter syndrome by actually being incompetent.

Going bananas on Facebook:

Are we all getting a front-row seat to the end times, or what?

Making waves on Messenger:

Instead of writing LOL, I’m going to start writing SALTS (smiled a little, then stopped). It’s more accurate.

Seen just now on Instagram:

Apple want $3,500 for their Vision Pro. No thanks. I can look like a dork for free.

Making waves on Snapchat:

“You look happy.” Thanks, I stopped dating.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

I’m at the age where I understand that paying a little extra for convenience and comfort is absolutely okay.

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You could go camping or you could stay at home, not shower, leave dirt on the floor and let some squirrels in.

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