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People make the mistake of keeping aubergines in the fridge, when in fact they should be kept in the bin.

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All people make me happy. Some when they come, others when they leave.

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Grocery shopping while hungry feels like online shopping while drunk.

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An adventure and a dragon would cure me.

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A frightening number of young people alive today don’t know about Knight Rider.

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Be the elephant you wish to see in the room.

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I don’t argue with my kids anymore. I just vacuum every surface of the living room while they’re trying to watch TV.

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Last night the Internet stopped working so I spent a few hours with my family. They seem like good people.

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I commented to a friend that I didn’t know how goofy Scream was. It turns out I have never seen Scream. I saw Scary Movie.

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I would be very interested to hear from someone who is ILLEGALLY blind.