Accidentally manifested an emotionally intelligent man that is hot and can cook. We’re currently staring at each other.

Accidentally manifested an emotionally intelligent man that is hot and can cook. We’re currently staring at each other.

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“Manifestation level: Chef’s Kiss! 🍲✨ Let’s hope he doesn’t come with a side of existential dread. 😂👀”

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