Funny leadership quotes

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  1 week ago

  Share →: If elves make shoes, cookies, and toys, why don’t we put them in charge of more stuff?

  Commentary:
  Why stop at shoes, cookies, and toys? Let's put them in charge of everything—maybe we'll finally get free cookies with every shoe purchase and toys that assemble themselves! 🍪👠🎁

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  2 months ago

  Share →: The problem with leading by example is that no one pays attention.

  Commentary:
  "When you're trying to lead by example but everyone's too busy watching cat videos instead. 🐱📱😆"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Managers want a week of silence and meditation in order to be even more of a manager afterwards.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the elusive quest for manager enlightenment! 🧘‍♂️🕊️ Perhaps after a week of serene silence, they will return to the chaos feeling even more ‘managerial’ than before. 🌟 Who knew silence could be the key to mastering the art of management? 🤫💼 #ZenManager"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Maybe we should put monkeys in charge for a while just to see how it goes.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs politicians when you can have monkeys swinging from branch to branch in parliament? 🐒💼 Let's 'ape-solutely' give them a chance – it might be bananas enough to work! 🍌🙈 #MonkeysForPresident"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I’m not bossy, I just know exactly what you should be doing.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a boss when you've got someone who just knows what's best for you? 🤷‍♀️ Step aside, bossy pants coming through! 🕶️💼 #JustTryingToBeHelpful"

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