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When I say “I hate drama”, I mean I hate being involved in drama. Other people’s drama? Big fan!

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Confuse your doctor by putting on rubber gloves while he does.

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Imagine how loud a centipede would be if they wore tiny little flip flops.

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Sometimes I wish I understood what some of you said and sometimes I am happy that I don’t.

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I see stand-up comedy as a stepping stone to television. A few more paid gigs and I’ll be able to afford a television.

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I feel like my greatest accomplishment today has been not saying what I’m thinking out loud.

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61 shares on Pinterest this month:

What kind of psychopath wants to be the life of the party?

25 shares on WhatsApp this month:

There should be a true crime story about feeding someone a peanut butter sandwich and giving them nothing to drink.

51 shares on Discord this month:

I’ve convinced myself bumblebees don’t sting because they’re too fluffy and cute.

46 shares on YouTube this month:

I don’t have any patience because it takes too long.

13 shares on Threads this month:

Ordered a coffee, and the barista said, “Anything else?” and I almost said, “Stability.”

45 shares on X this month:

Thank you for the opportunity but I don’t think being human is a good fit for me. I’m going to go back to school to become an octopus.

38 shares on Snapchat this month:

Going to IKEA if anyone needs some meatballs.

92 shares on WhatsApp this month:

A simple “hi” can be the beginning of two years of therapy.

96 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Hardest part of beekeeping is thinking of all the names.

84 shares on LinkedIn this month:

It’s this time again when you have to choose between coffee and mulled wine in the morning.

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There are too many movies about vampire hunters and not enough about vampire gatherers.

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I met my wife at a singles night. I was surprised as I thought she was at home with the kids.

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Me watching any modern ad: How is this ad an ad for the thing it’s an ad for?

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I got fired for telling customers if they wanted “smoking or non-smoking”. Apparently, the correct term in the funeral home business is “cremation or burial”.

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Every day is a D-Day, if you’re a stutterer.

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Every family needs a delusional daughter who is ambitious about relieving all her family’s struggles solely by winning the lottery one day.

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Let’s call it a year. I’ve had enough. Merry Christmas, y’all.

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How does pasta water know when you’re not looking?

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Crying while wearing a backpack has unlocked a new level of humiliation I did not know was possible.

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Olympic gymnast: does the most amazing thing I have ever seen in my entire life. Announcer: Oh dear, that will be a point deduction.

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Freshly posted on YouTube:

Does anyone else stare at the dead body in movies to see if you can catch them breathing?

Just landed via WhatsApp:

Due to personal reasons, I’ll be turning you into a poem.

Shared recently on Discord:

“Do it scared!” Thanks, but I have done everything scared. When is it my turn to do it calm?

Trending via YouTube:

Here’s your daily reminder to not forget about Dre.

Going viral on Pinterest:

Starting your most incoherent sentence with “put simply” to deflect blame onto the reader.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

Roses are red, I’m staying in bed. I’ve made no plans, besides pretending I’m dead.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

I can literally trace the moment my career died back to when my boss said he was in back-to-back meetings, and I said, “Isn’t face-to-face better?”

Broadcasted on Discord:

What are some fun beginner crimes for someone getting into lawlessness?

Going viral on Snapchat:

Unfortunately, I’m gonna have to cancel my appointment at a sperm bank. I will just call them and say I can’t come.

Just landed via Twitch:

I’d rather you don’t watch me while I’m liking my own post.

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When I say “I hate drama”, I mean I hate being involved in drama. Other people’s drama? Big fan!

Confuse your doctor by putting on rubber gloves while he does.

Imagine how loud a centipede would be if they wore tiny little flip flops.

Sometimes I wish I understood what some of you said and sometimes I am happy that I don’t.

I see stand-up comedy as a stepping stone to television. A few more paid gigs and I’ll be able to afford a television.

I feel like my greatest accomplishment today has been not saying what I’m thinking out loud.

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