Trendy Funny Quotes

  • The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest.
  • I don’t want to brag but I walked into a room and remembered why I walked in.
  • It’s a good thing that our phones only convey sight and sound. No offense, but from most of you I would never want to receive a smelfie!
  • Every time I get the urge to clean, I watch Hoarders and I decide my house isn’t that dirty after all.
  • “Do what you love and you’ll never work a day in your life.” Yeah, because I won’t be leaving my bed.
  • When the executioner asks me what my final words are, I’m just going to start filibustering.