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15 shares on Threads this month:

The romantic says that there is the right partner for everyone. The realist says: only one person has to choose the wrong one and then it won’t work out for everyone!

10 shares on X this month:

Boobs always win. That’s why we don’t play rock, paper, boobs.

37 shares on WeChat this month:

When I look at the world, I realize why Noah only took animals with him.

90 shares on Messenger this month:

Hey, I noticed you’re completely uninterested in me and couldn’t care whether I live or die. Would you like to build a life together?

96 shares on Twitch this month:

I need to stop drinking so much. Did I say drinking? I meant thinking. I definitely need to drink more.

59 shares on WeChat this month:

I need someone to wring out my brain like a dishrag.

68 shares on Messenger this month:

Ladies, repeat after me: “I was wrong and I am sorry!”

74 shares on Reddit this month:

Dear men, my ‘biological clock’ isn’t my weakness. It’s your final deadline to prove you’re worthy.

39 shares on Messenger this month:

“You’re always drinking wine!” God forbid a girl enjoys the first miracle of Jesus.

14 shares on Pinterest this month:

If my trainee says “oh God” one more time, he’s going to meet him.

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Someone from 🇬🇾 has copied:

When I’m president, I will add an additional hour between 6 and 7pm.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has copied:

Nice tots you got there. Be a shame if someone tatered em.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has downloaded:

Prison pen pal doesn’t want us to write each other anymore. Finds my life too depressing.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has bookmarked:

They portray Pilates like it’s this cute girly thing and it’s actually training for combat.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has viewed:

Me attempting to flirt: So do you like doing things?

Someone from 🇷🇴 has bookmarked:

Why do boys never buy the Pro Max iPhones? I swear it’s only girls with big phones.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has downloaded:

Salted, and I cannot stress this enough, butter.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has copied:

Why socialize when you could party inside your room with your 10+ personalities?

Someone from 🇧🇧 has bookmarked:

I talk a lot of shit for someone who is startled by my own toast popping up while I’m watching it. Every. Single. Time.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has downloaded:

Your brain automatically translates WTF but not LOL.

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Just landed via LinkedIn:

I wish people would stop holding back and use social media to tell us how they really feel.

Shared recently on TikTok:

I will selflessly protect my family from a life of diabetes by eating all the sweets myself.

Just landed via Threads:

It’s scary when the washing machine spins really fast.

Just shared via Discord:

Me, having zero balance in my account, viewing houses worth 10 million, and being like, “No, I don’t like the kitchen.”

Just shared via Facebook:

Please take your Apple Watch off if you are wearing a dress or formal attire. You look like a spy kid.

Spotted on Telegram:

Pitching a sitcom where all the top people running a major city have been arrested and by chain of command the person in charge is now a librarian.

Going viral on Instagram:

“Why would I lie to you?” I don’t know, maybe because you’re a liar.

Breaking via Threads:

Don’t judge me on my likes, I’m confusing the algorithm.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

Out of Office: I am on vacation. Your emails will be forwarded nowhere to be read by no one. Good day.

Shared recently on Facebook:

I just refuse to take a single bite of my food until I find something good to watch.

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The reward for doing really good work is more work.

At my next therapy session, I will be discussing the trauma I’ve been dealing with ever since the grocery store layout was altered.

My account is fake, I’m actually your probation officer.

Instead of those cute mini pizzas, they should invent gigantic ones that take four people to carry.

“November Rain” is just 9 minutes of me realizing I’m too dramatic to date someone with healthy coping skills.

I remixed a remix, it was back to normal.

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The reward for doing really good work is more work.

Keep the laugh going 😂

At my next therapy session, I will be discussing the trauma I’ve been dealing with ever since the grocery store layout was altered.

My account is fake, I’m actually your probation officer.

Instead of those cute mini pizzas, they should invent gigantic ones that take four people to carry.

“November Rain” is just 9 minutes of me realizing I’m too dramatic to date someone with healthy coping skills.

I remixed a remix, it was back to normal.

I’ll never tell anyone your secret because that would mean talking to people.

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