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"Ah, the eternal cycle of productivity – do great work, get more work. It's like a never-ending buffet of tasks, with a side dish of exhaustion and a sprinkling of praise. Bon appétit!"

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42 shares on X this month:

Gonna take the kids to the planetarium so they can watch YouTube on their phones.

19 shares on Threads this month:

Does anyone know if there’s a career in being a piece of shit?

22 shares on Telegram this month:

Restaurants: put your phone down, live in the moment. Also, scan our QR code and browse our menu.

74 shares on Telegram this month:

Please, if you ever offer me a snack and I say no, ask me again, I didn’t mean it the first time.

84 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I’m almost finished reading your tweet. Love it so far.

13 shares on Instagram this month:

A gentleman always straightens out the vending machine after shaking it.

53 shares on Threads this month:

You better pray to whatever god you serve that this email finds you before I do.

61 shares on Instagram this month:

I don’t know why doctors only give stickers to kids? Like, hello, I was also brave today.

19 shares on Facebook this month:

Don’t even get into my car if you’re just gonna scream every time I hit something.

61 shares on WeChat this month:

Scams used to be like “free money!” and now they’re like “hello, we have a job for you”, which seems to be a bad sign.

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There comes a time in everyone’s life when you hear the newest slang, and you decide that you don’t care enough to know what it means.

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Sex is cool but have you ever had your bed all to yourself.

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I’m not making any resolutions. I think it’s time for the years to be better, not me.

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I grew up in a poor family. We didn’t have much, but we had each other. And that was the worst part.

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I like to people-watch, but I’m an advanced people-watcher. When I spot another people-watcher, I like to watch them watching other people.

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Being a little older, I am very fortunate to have someone call and check on me every day. He’s from India, and he’s very concerned about my car warranty.

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Really wanted to be a therapist until I read some of your guys’ posts and problems, and I want nothing to do with that mess.

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I have browser tabs open that are older than you.

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I’m doing a terrific job of not getting anything done today.

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This football season, we need to bring back getting drunk and calling in to your team’s local radio show after the game. Such a lost art.

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When the salesman from the hearing aid company calls, I stay on the line and answer every question with ‘What?’

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In a parallel universe, there’s a happy me.

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If they’re called leggings, why is your stomach in there?

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It’s amazing how so many people can rave about Star Wars or Star Trek and at the same time make sure that the only realistic future prospect is Mad Max.

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The cinema vibe is my favorite, you literally forget about the world for like 2-3 hours.

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Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination.

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Aliens are coming to Earth, people are going to the Moon, and I am still pushing on a door that says pull.

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Some things are better left unsaid, unless you’re on X.

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Are you coming to the party? There will be noise and lights but I found a corner for us to hide.

Freshly posted on X:

“Unavailable” is my favorite state to be in.

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The reward for doing really good work is more work.

Think like a crazy person, and then you’ll understand.

Gonna waterboard my houseplants so they know who’s the boss.

Throwing a spear at your enemy is a bad gamble. If you miss, you have no spear now and he’s just fine. He’s better than fine; now he has a spear.

To call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people!

As a simulation, this all kinda sucks.

Don’t let the British accent fool you. I’m not saying anything smart.

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The reward for doing really good work is more work.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Think like a crazy person, and then you’ll understand.

Gonna waterboard my houseplants so they know who’s the boss.

Throwing a spear at your enemy is a bad gamble. If you miss, you have no spear now and he’s just fine. He’s better than fine; now he has a spear.

To call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people!

As a simulation, this all kinda sucks.

Don’t let the British accent fool you. I’m not saying anything smart.

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